Mother in law jokes
If she smiles, then She is sister-in-law:
A question asked in a talent test to Brother in law: "If you are married to one of the twin sisters who look identical, how would you recognise your wife?"
The award-winning answer was by Brother in law: “Just pinch either of them. if she screams at you, she is your wife. If she smiles, then She is sister-in-law!” goearnmoneynow.com
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A question asked in a talent test to Brother in law: Who is better Wife or sister?
Heart touching and award winning answer by Brother in Law: Wife’s sister (Sister in law) goearnmoneynow.com
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Did you hear about the guy who screwed his sister-in-law?
He had it in for his brother. goearnmoneynow.com
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Brother in Law: Wow. Your sister (sister in law) looks so perfect with incredible body and flower like skin. What does she use?
Wife: Adobe Photoshop! goearnmoneynow.com
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Wife Vs. Sister In Law joke. What is the difference between wife & Sister In Law?
Sister In Law is Beauty, Wife is duty,
Sister In Law is passion, Wife is tension,
Sister In Law is Cracker, Wife is breaker,
Sister In Law is cool, Wife is fool,
Sister In Law is tuty-fruity, Wife is Luck footy,
Sister In Law is fresh cake, Wife is earth quake...goearnmoneynow.com
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Brother in Law 1: What is the similarity between sister in law and petrol?
Brother in Law 2:
1. both are explosive,
2. both are hot and
3. both are dangerous when kept open! goearnmoneynow.com
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Brother in Law: What are you doing this weekend?
Sister in law: Nothing much! Why? are you taking me for a movie? goearnmoneynow.com
Brother in Law: No, I need someone to take care of my dog.
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Sister in law: Jiju, what are you doing?
Brother in law: Texting the most beautiful girl in the world.
Sister in law: Aw How cute!
Brother in law: Ya! But she is not replying, so I am texting you. goearnmoneynow.com
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Brother in law: Where do you see MANGOES?
Sister in law: Mango tree?
Brother in law: No
Sister in law: Fruit shop?
Brother in law: No
Sister in law: Maaza?
Brother in law: No
Sister in law: ?
Brother in law: MAN GOES WHERE beautiful woman goes..... goearnmoneynow.com
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Sister in law: What is the difference between wife’s and Sister in law’s tears?
Brother in law: Sister in law’s tears affect man’s heart and wife’s tears affect man’s pocket. goearnmoneynow.com
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Sister in Law to Mother in law in the middle of the night: There’s a thief in the house eating the cake I made.
Mother in law Jokes to Sister in Law: Whom should I call? The police or the ambulance? goearnmoneynow.com
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Brother in Law and Sister in Law Were Arguing.
After Much Discussion, Sister in Law Finally Said to Brother in Law: Tell Me Brother in Law, Do You Want To Win Or Do You Want To Be Happy? Argument Ended. goearnmoneynow.com
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Sister in Law: What will you do if I die?
Brother in Law: I would die too.
Sister in Law: You like me so much!
Brother in Law: No, the happiness will be too much for me to bear! goearnmoneynow.com
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Brother in Law to Sister in Law: Can you Marry George?
Sister in law: Why?
Brother in Law: Dear, it is the best way I can have my revenge over him. goearnmoneynow.com
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Said by Brother in Law
First year: Husband speaks, wife listens.
Second year: Wife speaks, the man listens.
Third year: Both speak and the neighbours listen! goearnmoneynow.com
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Two Sisters in law were sitting at a club. One was ugly and the other one was beautiful. John walked straight to Ugly Sister in Law.
John: Hello!
Ugly Sister in Law: Hi!!
John: Wanna dance?
Ugly Sister in Law: Yes (excited)
John: OK, Go and dance, I want to talk to your sister in law. goearnmoneynow.com
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My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra less.
One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, "we are very happy that you have passed our little test. we couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family." goearnmoneynow.com
And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car. goearnmoneynow.com
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My former sister-in-law, not the brightest bulb in the chandelier, but still quite creative, rolled through a stop sign and THEN spotted the two patrolmen in the cop car watching her do it.
She stopped the car, backed up, stopped at the stop sign, and slowly went on her way again.
She again looked over at the two cops, who were laughing so hard that they could hardly sit upright, and they waved her on! goearnmoneynow.com
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DISAGREEING MOTHER-IN-LAW:
A son-in-law was constantly disagreeing with his mother-in-law. One day, he had enough and ate his mother-in-law. That night, he woke up with a terrible stomach ache. Seems the mother-in-law still disagreed with him. goearnmoneynow.com
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JOKE ABOUT STAYING AT MOTHER-IN-LAWS HOUSE:
Question to Brother in Law: What would you do if you knew the world was going to end in 2 weeks?
Answer by Brother in Law: Go visit my mother-in-laws for 2 weeks.
Question to Brother in Law: Why your mother-in-laws home?
Answer by Brother in Law: They would be the longest 2 weeks in my life! goearnmoneynow.com
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Funny Evil Mother-In-Law Gifts for Grandson’s Birthday:
A grandmother is at the toy store for hours trying to find the perfect gift for her grandson for his Birthday. She wanders the store for hours, finally she walks to the cash register with her find, a Super Deluxe Megaphone, a megaphone with a voice-changer and flashing lights which allows kids to yell in 10 different voices. She says to the cashier, “This is the perfect birthday gift, my grandson will love it and it will drive my Daughter-in-law crazy. She’ll hate it!” goearnmoneynow.com
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A Brother in Law WENT TO MEET A VET-NARY DOCTOR WITH HIS DOG:
Brother in Law: Could you please cut my dog's tail off?"
Vet: "There is nothing wrong with the tail of your dog. Why would you want this done to your dog?"
Brother in Law: "My mother-in-law is coming to visit, and I don't want anything in the house to make her think that she is welcome!" so "Could you please cut my dog's tail off?"
What a Funny Brother in Law!!! goearnmoneynow.com
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Mother-in-law is a woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers. goearnmoneynow.com
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Come on - Lets see the world through a wife's eyes!
World's most perfect Man - Her Father!
World's most beautiful woman - Her Mother!
World's most Intelligent female - She herself!
World's most sad husband - Her Brother!
World's most Handsome boy - Her Son! goearnmoneynow.com
World's most luckiest man - Her sister's husband!
World's most mad woman - Her Mother in Law!
World's most dumb, selfish, liar, miser and useless man
Should we need to tell this??? :( (Husband) goearnmoneynow.com
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SAVE MOTHER-IN-LAW FROM THE LION:
A big game hunter went on a safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, his wife awoke to find her mother gone. She woke up her husband and the two of them prepared to go outside and search for her mother.
The hunter picked up his gun, and they were ready to go. Not far from the camp, they came upon a frightening sight: the mother-in-law was pinned against thick, impassable bush, while a huge lion growling menacingly just inches from her face.
The wife yelled in fear, “What are we going to do?”
“Don’t worry about it dear,” said the husband.
“The lion can take care of himself” goearnmoneynow.com
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Two Brother in Laws are talking. One says to the other, “My Mother-In-Law is an angel.” The other replies, “You’re lucky. My mother-in-law is alive.” goearnmoneynow.com
PEEPING TOM MOTHER-IN-LAW JOKE:
One night, the local Peeping Tom knocked on my mother-in-laws’ door, and asked her to shut her blinds. goearnmoneynow.com
BURIED MOTHER-IN-LAW JOKE:
One son-in-law meets his friend Frank on the street. Joe says, “Hi Frank, where are you coming from? ” Frank says, “The cemetery. We just buried my Mother-In-Law.” “I’m sorry, that’s terrible” says Joe. “What happened to your face, you’re all scratched up?” “She put up a hell of a fight.” Frank answered.
Nice Mothers-In-Laws Joke Q: Why do they bury mothers-in-law 18 feet down, when everyone else is buried 6 feet down? A: Because, deep down, they really are very nice people. goearnmoneynow.com
The True Mother-in-law Joke:
Two ladies ran into the court of King Solomon. “My daughter is to marry this man, but this lady claims that her daughter is already engaged to get married to him!” one of them yelled. The king stroked his beard and sat in deep thought. Finally the King spoke. “The man shall be cut in two and each of your daughters shall have him.”
“Very well!” said the first lady. “No, don’t, I would rather let the other girl marry him than have him cut in two!” exclaimed the second lady.
The King pronounced. “The first lady is the true mother-in-law.” “What?” objected the other. “She wanted him cut in two!” “Indeed.” said the king. “She is a mother-in-law!” goearnmoneynow.com
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Husband came home and found her wife lying in the bed trying to catch her breath. He asked her what was the problem.
She said, " My heart is racing. I think I am having a panic attack. Please call 911."
He went to call 911, when her little son told him that Uncle was hiding under the bed naked.
He immediately came to the room, looked under the bed and found his brother hiding there and said to him. "Dude. What the fuck. Here your Sister in Law is having a panic attack and you're hiding here naked scaring the kids." goearnmoneynow.com
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A Groom's Tale
I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for
over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little
thing bothering me . . . it was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and
generally was braless. She would regularly bend down when she was near me,
and I always got more than a pleasant view of her private parts. It had to
be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me
that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She
told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married
and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and
couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you
want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When
she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the
stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very
happy that you have passed our little test . . . we couldn't ask for better
man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car! goearnmoneynow.com
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Slow learner:
A man goes to work one Monday morning and notices one of his coworkers has two big bandages on both of his ears.
"What happened to your ears?" he asks.
"Well, its a long story." he replies, "You see, my wife and I are planning a trip with my sister in law, and we were expecting a phone call from her on Sunday. I was watching the football game and my wife was ironing some laundry behind me. The phone rang, so I reached back to answer it, but when I put the phone to my ear I realized I had grabbed the iron by mistake!"
"Well that explains one ear, but what happened to the other?"
"Well, wouldn't you know it, she called back." goearnmoneynow.com
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Knowing the Difference
Joey married one of a pair of identical twin girls. Less than a year later, he was in court filing for a divorce.
"OK," the judge said, "Tell the court why you want a divorce."
"Well, your honor," Joey started, "Every once in a while my sister in law would come over for a visit, and because she and my wife are so identical looking, every once in a while I`d end up making love to her by mistake."
"Surely there must be some difference between the two women." the judge said.
"You'd better believe there is a difference, your honor. That`s why I want the divorce." he replied. goearnmoneynow.com
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Peter confesses to his friend that he had sex with his sister in law
" Well it was in the evening" says Peter " I dropped by my sister in law's to say hello. Suddenly it started to rain. I hadn't brought an umbrella then. Neither did she have one to lend. The rain was pouring and then it happened.
His friend says" Well if it had happened only once, maybe it's best not to tell anyone about this. "
" Actually I have also had sex with my mother in law."
says Peter. " It was in the evening. I went by her house to say hello. Suddenly it started to rain
I hadn't brought an umbrella then. Neither did she have one to lend. We both got emotional and we had sex"
" Well I can't blame you. You mother in law is pretty hot. I think you'll be fine if you don't tell your wife about this and move on" says his friend.
"There's more" says Peter " I once visited my brother in law one fine evening. Suddenly it started to rain. I hadn't brought an umbrella. Neither did he have one to lend. We got very exotic and had sex"
Hearing Peter say this, his friend was pretty shocked. Suddenly it starts to rain
Concerned about the situation, he asks Peter " Have you brought an umbrella. " No" Peter answers. goearnmoneynow.com
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A brother becomes brother in law.
a sister becomes sister in law,
a father becomes father in law,
a mother becomes mother in law,
a daughter becomes daughter in law,
a son becomes son in law,
But, what does wife become?
Wife becomes the law. goearnmoneynow.com
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I got asked what I like about my sister-in-law.
She recently got married and took the last name of her husband, which happened to be "Kind".
At the wedding party, I got asked what I like most about my sister-in-law.
My answer: "I really appreciate the marriage, because no matter how much I annoy her now, she won't get mad. She'll always be Kind."
The look on her face said: she did not see that coming. She was annoyed. goearnmoneynow.com
but remained kind.
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Fried Ice Cream:
Sister in law was watching my kids and my wife and I went out for dinner. Sent her a picture of my wife's dessert and the following conversation happened.
Me: Mmmmmmmmm Fried Ice Cream
S-I-L: Ugh haven't had that in forever!
Me: It's green tea ice cream. How long has that been?
SIL: Never tried green tea ice cream. But I love fried ice cream. Well, I use to anyway haha. Nothing tastes the same since I had kids.
Me: Yeah, that's why I never ate my kids. Leaves a foul taste in your mouth forever. goearnmoneynow.com
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